They swear you've already had this conversation, but you're adamant it's the first time you're hearing about it. Don’t even pretend anymore. You’ve been caught too many times. Everyone knows you didn’t hear the last thing that was said. You're just one of a unique team of unique professionals. You're a "Selective Hearing Specialist". Be honest with yourself and everyone you know by proudly rocking these funny socks that say “Selective Hearing Specialist”, dark grey background, yellow, white and grey accents.  Blue Q donates 1% of the sales of their socks to the humanitarian efforts of Doctors Without Borders. Fits men's shoe size 7-12, women's shoe size 8.5-14. Content: 65% combed cotton, 32% nylon, 3% spandex.